Elk Tongue Tacos

“Well, crap” I said. “What?” asked my much older and much less good looking brother. “I found the elk…” “Yeah?” “At the bottom” I bemoaned. “Of course…they have to be at the bottom” he said stoically, bringing his binoculars to his face. “Where they at?” My brother and I have a code developed over the … Continue reading Elk Tongue Tacos

Breakup Letter with Geese

Dear Geese, After a long and thoughtful consideration of our relationship I would like to formally submit my break up letter. While I would love to admit fault in this relationship I just cannot. It is not me, it’s you. Please take a moment and read my complaints laid out below that prove that I … Continue reading Breakup Letter with Geese